I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
