your thong is hanging out like whoa
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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