I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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