It's Friday. Sex?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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