I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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