I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
