saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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