Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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