At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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