i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
