p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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