whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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