I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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