Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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