At least make sure they are 18
Why
Michael Bay diarrhea
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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