I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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