She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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