how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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