That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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