im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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