I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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