i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
do herpes really smell.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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