Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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