If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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