We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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