To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Randomize
