Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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