if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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