I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
