THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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