You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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