Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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