Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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