So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
jump out the window naked night went bad
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