You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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