Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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