This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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