he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We need to get me chipped asap
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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