why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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