ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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