can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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