everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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