i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
