Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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