Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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