does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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