A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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