I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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