Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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