I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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