Please don't use social media to get back at me.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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