This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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