Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
this beer tastes like vomit already
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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