Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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