so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My liver just had a heart attack.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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