First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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